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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Time to Do the Laundry: AFC East

In the history of professional sports, there have been many teams who have sported many different jerseys. The National Football League has teams who have sported some of the best. But then, for one reason or another, they disappear. These jerseys go by the wayside, leaving fans with a gigantic chasm for which their heart bleeds for the old threads.

Today I will change this once and for all, and bring these jerseys back to where they need to be: on the backs of the Tom Brady’s and Peyton Manning’s of the world.

AFC East

New England Patriots

Resurrect Pat Patriot. Does anyone else remember the majesty of the red jerseys with the colonial man from back in the day that the Patriots go back to every so often? Yeah, I wasn’t born then either. But these bad boys need to be pulled out of the moth balls and thrown on the backs of the Pats every Sunday from August to February. The snap decision to introduce the Flying Elvis Jerseys in the mid-nineties was disgusting and a gigantic misuse of power.

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New York Jets
They got a pretty good thing going with the jerseys they rock now. Just as long as they never go back to the ungodly monstrosities of the late-nineties Keyshawn days, I will be satisfied.
…or whatever makes the J-E-T-S look more foolish gets my vote!

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Buffalo Bills
Again, along with the Jets, they are in pretty solid position right now. Ever since they have gone back to their old school OJ Simpson (pre-trial) jerseys full-time, they are 4-2. Stick with it Buffalo, those are solid.

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Miami Dolphins
They have worn the same jerseys forever. From Griese to Marino to Fiedler to Henne, and everyone in between; there hasn’t been much variation here.
Like I said...
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Stay tuned for more next week, when I'll take a look at the AFC North Jerseys.

-JLang

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